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Police: Ohio suspect may have eaten evidence

STREETSBORO, Ohio ― Police say a bank robbery suspect in Ohio may have eaten evidence when he gobbled a piece of paper while handcuffed and lying across the hood of a police cruiser.

A police video camera captured the 35-year-old John Ford of Cleveland grabbing the paper with his mouth as police emptied his pockets.

「これは本当の男性がどう受話器をかけるかということです。」 「ボタンとそれを置くとあなたのポケットナンセンスで支持されるこの押すことのいずれも。」でない

「クレーンが月曜日の午後にオークの木を取り除く未遂で北西のサンタローザの家を突破したとき、だれも負傷しませんでした。」

“No stuffed animals were harmed in the making of this video, only living human beings.”

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